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1.
1. Jumping Houses *a precarious love story* Straight after I soiled my trousers I realised we were jumping houses And our love would kill us even if it worked We both knew you hurt yourself; we just kept drinking to good health Sometimes that was all that we could do That was always the case with me and you Sometimes it felt like not anyone could touch us Our minds were open like everyone could trust us And our hearts were exposed; the pain it ripped right through And you told me “go fuck yourself”; we fucked each other for good health Sometimes that was all that we could do That was always the case with me and you And some days we’d drift away And our dreams would find their own space and time And sometimes we’d lose our minds And we’d hope and pray that things would still be okay The first thing that I learned from you was nothing I didn’t need to know Like Jack & Jill swinging from the rafters One fell first and the other tumbled after And our crowns were broken Our halos crushed into what was always the state of me and you
2.
Advent Beard (free) 02:48
2. Advent Beard *a song is for life, not just for christmas* I’m gonna grow me an advent beard To cover my face. To catch my tears ‘cos Christmas day is never far away And I know you will be leaving me And I’m gonna buy me an advent beer To wash away the hopes and fears And at New Year’s time I’ll switch back to the wine ‘cos I know you will be leaving me I’m gonna grow it just to keep me warm until it gets to summer ‘cos I know you won’t be there for me my lover At the bottom it’s short and prickly Fairy on top like the Christmas tree And I’m gonna get me an advent whore Pretend that’s all you were ever good for At the time of good deeds, oh babe I’ve still got needs And I know you will be leaving me I’m gonna grow it just to keep me warm until it gets to summer ‘cos I know you won’t be there for me my lover At the bottom it’s short and prickly Furry on top like the Christmas tree And I’m gonna cry me an advent tear For every day since you disappeared Then hope & pray every single day That one day you’ll return to me I’m gonna grow me an advent beard I’m gonna buy me an advent beer I’m gonna get me an advent whore Ho! Ho! Ho Ho! Grow a beard Oh Come All Ye Faithful Your facial hair is graceful
3.
Stairgazing 04:55
3. Stairgazing * g[astr/onom/ic] * We crashed into each other, from then we were done Like the sight of the moon reflecting the sun We both declared ourselves wasted, decided to make use of each other A new dancing partner or maybe a punch-drunk lover The music played loud, the liquor it flowed We hit the floor dancing, our intoxication showed We declared ourselves wrecked and decided to fix each other The best way we knew how we went straight to the bar for another We drank to the stars We drank to remember We drank to regret Then we danced to John Denver And we danced to forget So we danced to get sober We drank to reload When the music was over We danced to the road and the stars We danced to the stars We stumbled to the street We fell through the door The carpet took our feet and we crashed to the floor That’s when the booze came back to bite us inside of the house The contents of our stomachs flying out of our mouths A projectile and a comet that crashed on the stairs Tequila-whisky meteorites and Coca-Cola flares We fell back and watched the impact of the mess we’d just made We didn’t look back, all we could do is gaze at the stairs We gazed at the stairs
4.
Don't Stay 04:17
4. Don’t Stay * but don’t leave * Please don’t cross your legs like that It’s just I keep imagining that I’m entwined Please don’t play your hair like that You know it makes me… And please don’t move so close to me I know soon you’ll move away, don’t stay Please don’t stay ‘cos I know angels watch over me and I’d give them more to see if I were happier So please don’t stay Please don’t stay Please don’t stay Please don’t leave me with the sun
5.
5. Nightclubbing *Oh, what a life we’re leading* Nightclubbing – that’s what we always do Oh the night it always starts with the best intentions Checking social media for the likes and mentions (Oh, what a life we’re leading) So we go out to the bar and we spend a little cash We’ll drink craft beer from the bottle so we look real flash (Oh, what a life we’re leading) And later on we’ll go… Nightclubbing – that’s what we always do All the other places shut, nothing else to do Tomorrow we can stop, we can start anew Nightclubbing – that’s what we always do Maybe next time you could come along too? So we get to the club and we queue to get in Have banter with the bouncers what a great way to begin (Oh, what a life we’re leading) Now we’re in we’ve gone… We dance to: Southern Rock Rock ‘n’ Roll Drum ‘n’ Bass Northern Soul Happy Hardcore Indie Disco But when the Funky House comes on you know it’s time to go What we doin’?
6.
Astronauts 06:06
6. Astronauts *a cautionary tale/love song* Don’t go fucking astronauts unless you’ve walked the moon Don’t go sleeping with little boys; you know it always ends too soon Don’t grow screwing the narrow-minded; you know that they can’t see Don’t go fucking anyone, anyone but me Don’t go fucking politicians; you know they always lie Don’t go trying with those older guys; you know how they can die Don’t go screwing solicitors; they always change their fee Don’t go fucking anyone, anyone but me Don’t go fucking on aeroplanes; you know how they can crash Don’t go fucking on crystal meth, opiates or hash Don’t go fucking on railway lines or in storms, under trees Don’t go fucking anyone, anyone but me Don’t go fucking Stephen, Phillip, Christopher or Ben Don’t go trying with your girlfriends; you know they’re just as bad as men Don’t go back to that ex-boyfriend; not a word he said was true And I won’t go fucking anyone, anyone but you
7.
The Healing 06:46
7. The Healing *everything will mend* Rest your head my dear, spark up that cigarette You know regrets just make you cry I know you need someone you don’t need to talk to Listen to me and I will walk you where you want to be Close your eyes my friend, you know that things, Things are gonna mend (Everything will heal you) Everything will mend (Everything will heal you) I’ve been through the same
8.
Lullaby 02:16
8. (Lullaby) *I’ll still dream of you* Goodnight

about

**Holy Orders / Edible 5ft Smiths front-man goes not-quite-solo with a little help from some celestial friends**

‘Stairgazing’ is the debut solo album from former Edible 5ft Smiths leader Matt Edible. Hull cult favourites The Edible 5ft Smiths made one and a half of the greatest undiscovered albums of the noughties before burning up in a small blaze of glory, leaving broken hearts scattered in their wake. Since then Matt has fronted awesomely heavy & twisted rock combo The Holy Orders, all the while building up a collection of distinctly different songs of his own, more akin to a continuation of the Edibles catalogue.

Those songs seemed set to languish in the vault until, prompted by the mundanity of life and an encounter with mortality, Matt decided they needed to be fully realised, and so sought out an old friend, producer and Edibles super-fan Joe Bennett (Dreaming Spires, Co-pilgrim, Goldrush, Saint Etienne). Before long a plan was hatched to cut the record at Farm Music Studios in Oxfordshire, with drummer Mike Monaghan (Willie J Healey, Ralfe Band, Gaz Coombes) and Co-pilgrim main man Mike Gale on board.
The record itself is a swooning psychedelic pop beauty: Matt’s distinctive vocal acrobatics are introduced on soaring opener “Jumping Houses” and alternative christmas hit “Advent Beard”; “Nightclubbing” is wry social commentary disguised as the greatest tongue-in-cheek stadium anthem Noel Gallagher never wrote; and album climax “The Healing” ebbs and flows from Bowie-esque prog piano balladry into full-on cinematic post-rock explosion.
Matt’s blistering guitar-work is to the fore throughout, supported by Monaghan’s dynamic drumming and multi-instrumentalist Bennett’s soaring yet ethereal production.

“The best thing out of Hull since The Humber Bridge” says Lift to Experience frontman Josh T. Pearson, and on this evidence who would disagree?

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released March 2, 2018

Performed by:

Matt Edible – Vocals, Guitars, Piano, Clarinet, Backing Vocals
Joe Bennett – Bass, Guitars, Violins, Trumpets, Keyboards, Glockenspiel, Backing Vocals
Mike Monaghan - Drums
Mike Gale – Backing Vocals, Co-Lead Vocal (The Healing)
Louisa Lyne - Cello

Stairgazing was produced by Joe Bennett & Matt Edible, and was engineered and mixed by Joe Bennett at Farm Music Studios, Oxfordshire.

Mastered by Tony Poole, a legend in his own right: StarryEyedAndLaughing.com

All songs by Matt Edible with additional arrangements by Joe Bennett
except 'The Healing' by Matt Edible/Jonee Kemp with additional arrangements by Joe Bennett.

Artwork by Claire Bennett. Based on a concept by Matt Edible.

P & C 2017 Matt Edible & The Obtuse Angels under exclusive licence to:
FARM MUSIC
www.FarmMusic.Org

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Hull cult favourites Edible 5ft Smiths made one & a half of the greatest undiscovered albums of the noughties before burning up in a small blaze of glory, leaving broken hearts scattered in their wake. Since then Matt has fronted twisted rock combo The Holy Orders, all the while building up a collection of distinctly different songs of his own, more akin to a continuation of the Edibles catalogue. ... more

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